Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Freewrites - I went Outside and ...

Activity 1.2 By Rob Munro ... I went outside and ..


I went outside and i shot the little fucker, pain in the ass, I’ just done cleaned the old faithful herself. My beaut Smith and Western got a nice good aim and for an old fella like me getting on in years it does good to keep the sights well-oiled and brimming to go.. One shot and the little bastard hit the ground with a drop that brought back the old times... I’m what was he doing standing on my lawn, Damn Japanese, aren’t they had enough of us shotin'em the dead without them coming over here and wantin'it more... a fella can't enjoy retirement with some little bastard wanting to disturbed you peace and quiet, and i done earned myself that... little bastard. reminds me of the time we went swinging into the salons drinking whiskey and suppin beer played the tables and going upstairs with those good time girls, ah the old gold rush days never did last. First big lesson in life, nothing good ever lasts and always care around light bulb and yer own old faithful, fucker Fed's coming to take away me freedom nobody takes away the old timer’s freedom hell i'll shot all first then leave the last bullet for me. Nah I’ll just sit here in ma'rockin chair and let the foreign camera crews look on in shook that i ain't getting arrested...i mean arrested for what.. protecting my own property, now how am i to know that that stupid dumb jap kid was lost and looking for direction, i mean shit... what they think i am a mind reading oh look at the those beautiful squirrels in those trees, reminds me i need to get something for the pot of that little missy that comes over ain't gonna give me no pleasure. See I knows she's after my money when i die i don't care she can have it i ain't taking it with me and i ain't giving it to my family they moved away never visit only keep in touch to see if i still alive and i see it in their eyes they wait for the old fella to keel over so they can take it all. Well i got news for them done changed my will, little missy is getting everything. oh she got the same look in her eyes but she don't pretend no different and that i admire, why so goes out of her way to keep my happy and i say i have to think she's got little more genuine of late you see love starts can be strange then gets hotter then it settles down then it grows cold and flickers dead... that'll be me, but i tell yeh if only oh them foreign boys step onto my lawn am'a gonna done shot'em!

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